Safe intercourse saves the dwarf seahorse.
When you’re feeling tender, think about the hellbender.
Be a savvy lover, protect the snowy plover.
In the sack? Save the leatherback.
Wrap with care, save the polar bear.
The Center for Biological Diversity plans to hand out more than 100,000 endangered species condoms on Earth Day to get people thinking about overpopulation.
I want some of those condoms
